I opened a letter from a fan today…

February 8th, 2010

and this is what it said:

Hey Producer,

I’m a hard core video fan and want to see more creative and erotic female submissive hard core sex.  Here are my areas of emphasis:

-  over 21 age, 2 to 3 long scenes

-  not “violent” but more cerebral getting into the model’s head (residence, family and friends, fetishes, most embarrassing moments, most extreme sex).  All of her answers throughout scenes are instructed to be “Yes Sirs.”

-  tall, shapely with large mouth and teeth, not hard looking, ideally professional or intelligent background.

-  the mouth is the most erotic and “under exposed” point of emphasis in porn.  The mouth stretches much larger than a woman’s other holes, contains more erotic parts and is surrounded by the face and eyes which can show her reactions close up.

-  scenario:  BTS – model in business suit, asked personal questions, then stands (without jacket) and does bouncing sets to emphasize boobs and taking orders.  Then stetches or has her wide open mouth stretched wider with fingers or constraint device while on knees (still fully clothed).  These excercises are displayed for periods of minutes not seconds.  Model then sits down and spreads legs wide (conversation continues during all exercies a la Khan Tusion).  Men actors (5 or more) are off set shown scarfing down bean buffet — (bean salad, garbanzo beans, burritos, beer, etc.).  Set includes numerous people watching including audience on platform (so faces not shown).  All are allowed to take pictures during BTS and encouraged to laugh at model.  Perhaps people in audience from model’s town or school, etc.

-  main scene:  model does striptease, more bouncing, stretching (including mouth) while answering derogatory and embarrassing questions.  Once naked, model on knees, close eyes and stretches wide open mouth as wide as possible and holds stretch.  Enter multiple men (5 to 25) and professional fartmen (a la Howard Stern show).  When she opens her eyes she says “please spit and fart in my mouth, Sirs” while men hold mouth stretched open barrage of cock sucking, spitting, and farting initiated.  Model then walks around the stage area while audience mocks her covered in spit and smelling like shit gargling spit in her mouth while camera men and others continue to spit on her;  laughing and mocking continue, she then bounces up and down on the bed for a good period of time before lying down for more of the above plus streching all three holes open, while being fucked in all holes creating farting sounds from air mixed with wide stretches.  Finally, all cum in he mouth which she gargles and swallows.  Spitting and farting continue whle post scene questions asked, then she does final walk around stage to applause and mock laughter.

Make my day!

heavy viewer

(All I am left wondering is where do producers hire professional “fartmen” and do these people put that as a job description on their taxes?  What happens if a fartman can’t perform on command?  Are there professional fartwomen?  Do they get equal pay for work of equal value?)

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Celebrity Feet

February 7th, 2010

It’s Superbowl Sunday.  I’m lounging around and surfing the net.  Not sure why I’m posting this but here are some celebrity feet.  Enjoy.

Renee Zellweger:

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Heidi Klum:

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Shauna Sand:

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Lara Flynn Boyle:

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Taylor Swift:

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Vanessa Hudgens:

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Courtney Cox:

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Kate Hudson:

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Jennifer Garner:

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Britney Spears:

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Keira Knightley:

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Megan Fox:

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Check out lots more at www.feetmagazine.com.  Great stuff!

Amy Brooke now up at www.spermcocktail.com

February 7th, 2010

Amy Brooke gets a mouthful at www.spermcocktail.com and it’s up now.  Enjoy!

amy

Open Letter to www.adultdvdempire.com

February 6th, 2010
Hi,
I see my titles were added under Platinum X on VOD for www.adultdvdempire.com.
I own 44 titles that were distributed by Platinum X that I would like to put under my own name as Platinum X does not forward any money that is collected for my titles
 
AEBN, hotmovies and others have created a studio for Brandon Iron Productions and pay me directly.  This is what I want done for my 44 titles:
 
I LOVE IT ROUGH vols. 1-3
TEN LITTLE PIGGIES vols. 1-9
A GOOD SOURCE OF IRON vols. 1-6
BAKER’S DOZEN vols. 1-9
INTENSITIES IN 10 CITIES vols. 1 and 2
BELL BOTTOMS vols. 1-3
SIX PACK
SPIT SHINED vols. 1 and 2
PHOTOGRAPHIC MAMMARIES vols. 1-5
50 to 1 vols. 1-4
 
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Brandon
 

Open Lettter to www.wantedlist.com

February 6th, 2010
Hi,
I see my titles were added under Platinum X on the VOD system for www.wantedlist.com.
I own 44 titles that were distributed by Platinum X that I would like to put under my own name as Platinum X does not forward any money that is collected for my titles
 
AEBN, hotmovies and others have created a studio for Brandon Iron Productions and pay me directly.  This is what I want done for my 44 titles:
 
I LOVE IT ROUGH vols. 1-3
TEN LITTLE PIGGIES vols. 1-9
A GOOD SOURCE OF IRON vols. 1-6
BAKER’S DOZEN vols. 1-9
INTENSITIES IN 10 CITIES vols. 1 and 2
BELL BOTTOMS vols. 1-3
SIX PACK
SPIT SHINED vols. 1 and 2
PHOTOGRAPHIC MAMMARIES vols. 1-5
50 to 1 vols. 1-4
 
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Brandon
 

Now on dvd: THE NOTORIOUS P.I.G. CHELSIE RAE

February 5th, 2010

Fans of Chelsie Rae will want to check out THE NOTORIOUS P.I.G. CHELSIE RAE distributed by JM Productions and avaiable now at www.jerkoffzone.com.  Enjoy Chelsie in 11 great scenes!

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This movie is also available on VOD by visiting www.brandonironVOD.com.  It’s also a new release at www.aebn.com.  Enjoy!

Savanna Ginger does www.loadmymouth.com

February 5th, 2010

To many, the number 581 is random and meaningless.  To me, it’s my lucky number because it represents the lovely cocksucking stylings of Savanna Ginger (sister to Havana Ginger, also a veteran of www.loadmymouth.com).

Enjoy this goo gobbler on February 18th, 2010, and blow your load straight into her inviting mouth.

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Laci Laine does www.covermyface.com

February 5th, 2010

Saturday, February 6th, 2010:  UFC 109.  Couture vs. Coleman.  2 great warriors do battle for the first time.

Saturday, February 20th, 2010www.covermyface.comLaci Laine sucks off 6 men outside her weight division.  7 great warriors do battle for the first time.

Which is better?

Will the winner of Couture/Coleman agree to take on Laine soon?  If so, why?

laci1laci2laci3laci4laci5

Travel documentary recommendation

February 4th, 2010

Just watched a very good travel documentary called A MAP FOR SATURDAY.  It’s about a guy who took a year off to backpack around the world.  Really well done!  Makes you want to hit the road!

Site info and trailer:  http://www.amapforsaturday.com/

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In bad taste (no, this isn’t about cum eating)

February 4th, 2010
A friend forwarded this joke and it has enough bad taste for me to like it.  Thankfully, no one reads this blog so nothing bad can happen.
 
 
Guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
  
Guy behind the counter says, ‘Male or female?’
 
 
Customer says, ‘Female.’
  
Counter guy asks, ‘Black or white?
 
Customer says, ‘White.’  
 
Counter guy asks , ‘Christian or Muslim?’ 
 
Customer says , ‘What the hell does religion have to do with it?’
 

Counter guy says , ‘The Muslim blows itself up.’