Archive for February, 2008

Meeting comedian Dave Attell

Friday, February 29th, 2008

Perhaps you’ve seen him on Comedy Central’s Insomniac with Dave Attell.  Or maybe you caught him on Letterman, Leno, Conan O’Brien, or Carson Daly.   He’s a very funny guy who can keep you laughing until your beer comes out your nose.  If he comes to your town, go see him.

House of Blues, San Diego:  http://hidebehind.com/67843D
Marquee:  http://hidebehind.com/9EDBAA
Dave Attell:  http://hidebehind.com/F1C212

Visit his official website at http://www.daveattell.com or his official myspace at http://www.myspace.com/attell

Annette Schwarz: What would you do to fuck her?

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

Most men would answer that question with…”Anything!”  She is tall, blonde, beautiful, and truly loves being a dirty slut on camera.  I won’t try to shock you with details but I can only say she has deep, dark areas of her sexual persona that very few women have.  There are virtually no limits with Annette….which leaves so much room for your collective imagination to take you.  Off camera, she is a complete class act.  She’s an interesting, outgoing, friendly young woman who really enjoys raunchy sex.  I was lucky enough to be with her today for an upcoming Jake Malone movie.  Here’s some on-the-set pics.  Enjoy!

Annette Schwarz:  http://hidebehind.com/7DA6B2
Jada Fire was on set, too.  http://hidebehind.com/464F45
(Jada did a few milk enemas that were sniper-shot into Annette’s mouth….amazing!  She truly has better aim than Annie Oakley.)

What happens when things get rough:  http://hidebehind.com/0EF7D8
The Maestro himself enjoying coffee after a good shoot:  http://hidebehind.com/B4FE1F

To see more of Jake’s work, go to www.jakemalonexxx.com.  Enjoy!

A big hello to City Limits DVD in Seattle.

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

If anyone lives in the Seattle area, please drop by City Limits DVD and say hi to my good friend Keith Calandra.  I’ve known him for years now and he’s a good guy.  He sent me a link to his site but I wanted to invite anyone in his area to stop in and meet him.

City Limits DVD in Seattle:  http://www.citylimitsdvd.com/splash.html

Sneak peak at SHE IS HALF MY AGE #4

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

A great scene was shot last night for SHE IS HALF MY AGE #4 with an 18-year-old cutie who is 4′11″ and weighs about 90 pounds when she’s soaking wet with a cumshot.  She’s got more energy than a meth-addled rhesus monkey and was a joy to meet.  It’s only one pic so savour it!

Beauty and the Beast:  http://hidebehind.com/AEA33A

Presley Maddox gallery

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

If you didn’t check out Presley Maddox and her fine cocksucking at www.loadmymouth.com, here’s a great gallery.  Enjoy!

Presley Maddox   http://tinyurl.com/22p2bt

Occupation: Toilet Paper

Monday, February 25th, 2008

Darryl Hannah doesn’t play games.  She takes your face and wipes her ass with it.  Your reward if you do a good job??  More face wiping in a non-stop sphincter-grinding display of femdom freedom.  You are simply an anatomically correct toy for her to play with.  Licking her feet and pussy….that’s dessert.  Enjoy the trailer for those of you into such things…and don’t knock it until you try it!

http://meanbucks.com/gallhit.php?100681,280,2,2,0

Things not to do with Rita Faltoyano.

Monday, February 25th, 2008

1.  Talk back.

2.  Not say, “Thank you, Mistress” when she beats you.

3.  Say, “This hot candle wax hurts.”

Here’s a link to her sadistic yet strangely satisfying way of beating you until you ask for more!

http://meanbucks.com/gallhit.php?100681,283,4,2,0

Let’s meet Sierra Snow!

Monday, February 25th, 2008

Her vitals:

Height: 5′ 0″
Measurements: 32-24-28
Breast size: B
Dress size: 2 

Weight: 120
Age: 22
Natural breasts: Yes
Shoe size: 6
Hair: Blonde
Eye color: Gray
B/B/G
B/G
B/G/G
Blowbang
Blowjob
Bondage
Casting Call
Fetish
G/G
Handjob
Interracial
Natural Breasts
No Tattoo
Solo

What you can’t measure?  Her spunkiness, her eye of the tiger, and her acting ability to pretend to enjoy eating big loads from men she just meets.  I can honestly say it’s young ladies like Sierra who keep me young at heart.  As I continue to suffer from this debilitating affliction which keeps my brain as pussy-centric as a 15-year-old boy in Sex Ed while my body careens towards a necessary bi-annual prostate exam, I savour the flavour of her pinprick asshole and sweet, sweet pussy.   Who can ever get tired of eager beavers who smile at you and wink as they suck your cock and beg for your cum?  Forget those Oscar winners.  That French chick (Marion Cotillard) who played Edith Piaf in “La Vie en Rose” can’t hold a candle to Miss Sierra Snow, the REAL Best Actress.

Sierra Snow:  http://hidebehind.com/30F692
“Do you like my hair in back?” http://hidebehind.com/BB3467
“Or in front?”  http://hidebehind.com/9F6BF5
21-year-old boobies!  http://hidebehind.com/681488
Butt:  http://hidebehind.com/BAFAF0
“You like me, you REALLY, REALLY like me!”  http://hidebehind.com/83A383
“Like my new shoes, Sir?  They push my bum out…a lot!”  http://hidebehind.com/4C4C16
“I know you like my asshole….you licked it.  Eeewwww!”  http://hidebehind.com/9F327E
“My butthole shines with your spit, pervert.”  http://hidebehind.com/67DB11
“I’ll pose however you want me to.   As long as you like what you see.”  http://hidebehind.com/3083A4
“Ready for my mouth yet?”  http://hidebehind.com/836A0C
“Hey, can you shave pussy as well as you eat it?  I seem to have missed a few spots.”  http://hidebehind.com/14BB32
“I hope your cum hits the punching bag in the back of my throat.”  http://hidebehind.com/9EF907
Meat head:  http://hidebehind.com/304A2D
“Ha! Ha!  I’ve got your dick!!”  http://hidebehind.com/BA8802
“My feet trapped your meat!”  http://hidebehind.com/9FA56C

Fuckedandbound.com links

Monday, February 25th, 2008

If you like your sex a little rougher, check out the following link to a scene I did with Laila Mason:

http://gallery.fuckedandbound.com/host3/0175_Brandon-Iron-Laila-Mason/pictures/3/

I also enjoyed my session with Trinity Post, an ultra-submissive young lady:

http://gallery.fuckedandbound.com/host3/0181_Brandon-Iron-Trinity-Post/pictures/4/

For fans of Asian bukkake.

Monday, February 25th, 2008

I am doing some research….yeah, that’s it…”research.”  Anyways, I’ll post links to some cool bukkake stuff as I find it.  No one does bukkake quite like the Japanese, so here’s a link to some interesting content:

http://www.asiamoviepass.com/?nats=MTU0NjoyOjE,0,0,0,0