Archive for March, 2008

Road trip!

Monday, March 31st, 2008

I’m on the road for a while so I’ll update the blog when I can.  Great updates to come at www.covermyface.com with Chrissy Kaine, Kacey Jordan, and Brittany Amber.  www.spermcocktail.com will have a 2 part update with Natalie Sky and Starla.  A 38-load cocktail is consumed…on par with Melissa Julianna’s drink of choice.  www.loadmymouth.com is going full steam ahead as usual.  Watch for Paulina James, Jordana James, and Natasha Nice soon.  Enjoy!

Good times at the Phoenix Forum (an internet convention)

Sunday, March 30th, 2008

I just returned from a few days in Phoenix attending an internet convention called the Phoenix Forum.  I met a lot of cool people and attended a few seminars.  There were lots of girls in bikinis, great food, and fun parties.  Good times!

Lexi Belle, Penny Flame and me:  http://hidebehind.com/71AB65
Sexy Lexi Belle’s beautiful bum:  http://hidebehind.com/3A53F8
Katja Kassin, Brianna Love, Brooke Haven and me:  http://hidebehind.com/E05A3F
Hanging out on Mill Avenue in downtown Tempe:  http://hidebehind.com/A902D2
Eva Angelina and me:  http://hidebehind.com/1EC4FD
Brandon Gone Wild:  http://www.hidebehind.com/561C6A

I was more than a little disappointed that Joe Francis did not see any potential in my man boobs.  I was sent off the bus and did not receive a t-shirt…as promised.  A lawsuit may be in the works but he’s had a rough ride lately so I think I’ll just work on improving my weaker points.

On another note, I saw a great documentary called BLINDSIGHT.  It told the story of a blind man who made it to the summit of Mount Everest.  He then teams up with other adults to teach blind youth in Tibet to mountain climb.  It’s a very moving story and I highly recommend it.

For more info, click here:  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0841084/

POP TARTS (268 FROSTY FACIALS) #1 at Adultdvdnow.com for JM Productions

Sunday, March 30th, 2008

Just sharing some good news.  The #1 title for JM Productions at www.adultdvdnow.com is POP TARTS (268 FROSTY FACIALS).  Good times!  Thanks to anyone who supports the productions!

1  Pop Tarts
 2  Little Runaway 2
 3  Butt Licking Anal Whores 8
 4  Freaks of Cock #3
 5  Cuckold Milfs
 6  Fuck Machines
 7  Deep Throat Love
 8  Cuckold 2
 9  Bound
 10  She Is Half My Age

“POP TARTS (268 FROSTY FACIALS)” on VOD

Monday, March 24th, 2008

“POP TARTS (268 FROSTY FACIALS)” is my most popular title for VOD at www.hotmovies.com.  If you’d like to see the cover, here’s a link.  Feedback has been great for this cumshot compilation.

Front and back covers:  http://www.hotmovies.com/video/115985/Pop-Tarts/?

Who is this girl??

Monday, March 24th, 2008

Do you know her?  Have you seen her in any videos?  Sites?  Anything??  http://hidebehind.com/F02977
Of course, you don’t.  She has never done a scene before today….and what a scene it was!  She gave her ass to Steve Holmes and her non-porn reactions will have you pressing “download” faster than ex-Gov. Spitzer driving to the Mayflower hotel for a business meeting.

More pics to follow, promise, but I just have to say this.  Today made me believe in porn all over again.  Just when you think you’ve seen it all, along comes a huge slut by nature that services random men for pleasure.  Wait…..I just made a funny.  Not only is it figuratively true, it’s also actually true.  That’s right!  This slave to sperm has a real-life master who leads her by her slave collar to a fetish members-only sex club in North Hollywood where he tells her how to behave, what to do, and how to do it.  “Eat that cum out of that woman’s freshly-fucked cunt!”  “Yes, Master.”  “Now rim those guys over there.”  “Of course, Master.”  “Now let that man fuck your ass, cum in it, you then go to the toilet, shit it out, and bob your head in the water just like you bobbed for apples back home on the farm.”

“Done!”  (she says…very quickly)

 03/27:  As promised, here are more pics of lovely Charlotte.  Enjoy!

Charlotte and birthday boy Steve Holmes:  http://hidebehind.com/EDFD8D

Short skirt and heels:  http://hidebehind.com/7F4EB3
Boobs!   http://hidebehind.com/109FD9
Butt!  http://hidebehind.com/D2351B
A hair-raising experience:  http://hidebehind.com/9ADDAE
Sodomaniac:  http://hidebehind.com/638641
Buttfucked by a birthday boy:  http://hidebehind.com/2C2ED4
Blowbanged, too:  http://hidebehind.com/EDC416
Spreading the love:  http://hidebehind.com/2C684B

Let’s meet Kemi!

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008

Chocolate rain!  It’s not just an internet sensation for Tay Zonday.   Sure, he has nearly 16 million views of his music video at youtube.com.  How many more will gaze at the pics below of chocolate eye candy Kemi and jerk off to thoughts of ejaculating into her sweet mouth?  You can see this 3-scene newbie at www.loadmymouth.com.  Will there be more than 126,000 comments (like Tay’s song has received thus far)?  Let’s wait and see.

You tube, anyone?   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

Kemi, streetclothed:  http://hidebehind.com/BB2EE8
Tits:  http://hidebehind.com/83D77B
Braces at 20….nice!  http://hidebehind.com/4C800E
Spread those chocolate cheeks:  http://hidebehind.com/D6BDE3
Cowbootiful:  http://hidebehind.com/9F6676
Round and brown:  http://hidebehind.com/680F09
“Don’t get your cum on my braces, please.”  http://hidebehind.com/30B79C
“Get ready to bust your nut, stud.”  http://hidebehind.com/F24CDE
“Hard to believe I was a virgin until last year.”  http://hidebehind.com/BAF571
Meat head:  http://hidebehind.com/F28655

Marriage is a 3-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering

Friday, March 21st, 2008

With that thought in your mind, I’d like to encourage you to check out the following cum cocktail that left Hollie Stevens cum drunk.  Don’t worry, her keys were taken away and she took a taxi home.

Hollie Stevens’ magnficent mouth!

http://www.freepornofreeporn.com/free_video/gallery_017/sperm/sperm_cocktail/vaooefrgda_t86.html?MTE0NTUzOjI6NTQ

Chloe Morgan did a fine job herself for www.loadmymouth.com.  Here’s some freebies:

http://www.freepornofreeporn.com/free_video/gallery_017/sperm/load_my_mouth/voidggrgdb_t87.html?MTE0NTUzOjI6NjY

Nikki Kane for SHE IS HALF MY AGE #5

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

The 20-year-old angel Nikki Kane came down to Earth today and fucked Joe Blow for SHE IS HALF MY AGE #5.  Enjoy this vision of beauty before she puts her wings back on and flies back to Heaven.

Nikki Kane and me:  http://hidebehind.com/097317

Nude supermodel:  http://hidebehind.com/1FD861
“Hey good lookin’, whatcha got cookin’?”  “Uhmm…buns!”:  http://hidebehind.com/E16DA3
Lo-o-o-o-ng legs:  http://hidebehind.com/AA1636
Tight pink pussy and hairless asshole:  http://hidebehind.com/72BEC9
“Nikki, you dropped a quarter.”  http://hidebehind.com/572FCE
 Million dollar smile:  http://hidebehind.com/039D01
Playing the old squeeze box:  http://hidebehind.com/C53243
Barenaked lady:  http://hidebehind.com/8DDAD6
A special message from Nikki:  http://hidebehind.com/568369
As she tried to nap, Joe Blow mounted her.  http://hidebehind.com/1F2BFC
The beast awoke…the cock, that is.  Not Nikki:  http://hidebehind.com/E0C13E
Ever the artist, Nikki pointed her pedicured toes:  http://hidebehind.com/A969D1
Joe the Impaler.  (Kudos to Lex, of course.)  http://hidebehind.com/3AF46E

Fan feedback re: SHE IS HALF MY AGE

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

Just passing on an e-mail I received from a fan today.  It’s e-mails like this one that keep a series going!  Good times and I’m happy when something connects with the fans.

Hi Brandon,
 
Just wanted to say thanks for making the “She’s Half My Age” series.  Those scenes are alot of fun to watch.  I love watching a dumb young girl get worked over by some horned up old mook who’s old enough to be her daddy…or more!
 
One of my buddies is 44 years old and he’s fucking a 20 year old college co-ed.  He said he’s only 6 months older than her dad.  I think that’s hot as hell.  He said her pussy is so much tighter than women his age.  What’s great is how totally into each other they are.  They love to kiss in public because of all the looks they get.  I get turned on watching this chick run her fingers through his salt and pepper hair while they kiss.  Since I can’t watch them get it on, I’m really thankful I have your “She’s Half My Age” movies to j.o. to when I get home.  As you say…good times!!  Keep that series coming!
 
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Where can you watch 268 FACIAL CUMSHOTS in one movie?

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

POP TARTS (268 FROSTY FACIALS) was just added to www.hotmovies.com VOD area.  If you haven’t signed up and taken advantage of their 10 minutes free promo, stop by.  Enter their site, search for Brandon Iron Productions under Studio search, then check out POP TARTS.  After that, come back and see the latest updates of faces getting glazed like donuts at www.covermyface.com.

For those who prefer to own the dvd instead of watching it on Video On Demand, visit www.jerkoffzone.com or the store at www.brandoniron.com.

Enjoy!