Just letting everyone know that HOOKERS AND BLOW #2 (shot in Prague) is now available on VOD at www.jerkoffzone.com.

Enjoy!

Brandon

If you enjoy “Chase” at Amateur Allure, check out Chastity Lynn at www.loadmymouth.com.  Just putting it out there for guys who tell me to hire the best girls possible.  Done.  Enjoy!

As much of a blowjob addict as I am, no mouth is good enough to take me away from watching the tv show Intervention on Monday nights.  If you have not seen it, you have to.  Human trainwrecks reach a crossroads in their lives and you get to see the boxcars go flyin’!!  There are some of the widest ranges of human emotions you can witness in one hour of reality tv and we can all see aspects of ourselves in those who are in the depths of drug or alcohol addiction.  It really makes you wonder just how far each of us is from the seemingly outrageous behavior we witness.  Then again, if anyone had a camera on them 24 hours a day, I suppose we’d all be seen doing  things we would prefer to keep private. 

As cliche a joke as it sounds, I think there could be a tie-in between porn recruiting and the show.  A heroin addict with a $300 a day habit?  Psssshhh!  That’s only a handjob away!  Start dipping in the Vaseline already!  There’s a happy ending for both of us…yeah!!!  Or imagine a scenario where a sister tells her older sister, “Cindy, I love you and I want you to be happy.  Go to Los Angeles and have your holes poled by the paroled.  Don’t forget to swallow, too!”  Think I’m that far off how some enter porn?  Think again.  Some come straight from Alabama with a banjo on their knees, which they soon find themselves on.  “OH SUSANNA….OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!”

The Beatles, Love Me Do (2008 remix; orig. 1962) (mashup of lyrics of Lennon, McCartney, Iron)
(Rachel) Luv, love me do
You know I love you
I’ll never be true
So ple-e-e-e-ez swallow, too.
Whoa-a-ah, swallow, too.

The chilling chorus goes:
Someone to love,
Somebody new
Someone to love,
Someone like you.

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As a Canadian and a fan of MMA, I was excited to see Patrick Cote step into the Octagon last night to fight Anderson Silva.  I enjoy both fighters but was wondering if Cote could do what Georges St-Pierre accomplished.  Sadly, Cote’s knee blew out, stopping the fight.

Best wishes for a speedy recovery and a much-anticipated rematch.  You can do it!

“You can ring my be-e-e-e-e-e-ell….ring my bell.” Thanks, 1979 disco sensation Anita Ward, but you can do other things, too. You can undress your Bell, smell your Bell, and fuck your Bell. Don’t be a ding dong! Let Alice Bell suck your dong and ring in some good times. Alice said “Fuck you!” to corporate America and decided that burger joints weren’t the only places that serve meat.

Born in January of 1990, Alice used to be all pimples and dimples but she grew up fast. She has an ex-fiance….FIANCE….at 18! She started sucking cock at 16 and it stuck…..but only when guys shot it on her. Swallowing soon followed.

On a personal note from Alice, PLEASE STOP COMPARING ME TO LINDSAY LOHAN! One starred in Mean Girls. The other will star in Mean Girls Getting Gangbanged. Both will be Mercedes Benz owners who crash them in accidents fueled by fast living and a lack of concern for the safety of others.

Party on, Alice. Party on!
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1964. Frank Sinatra starts “The Best is Yet to Come” with…
Out of the tree of life, I just picked me a plum
You came along and everything started to hum
Still its a real good bet, the best is yet to come.

Ol’ Blue Eyes couldn’t have gotten it more right! Let’s meet my plum who started to hum before eating cum, Michelle.  Who loves ya, baby?  I DO!  I DO!!
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BTW, the words “THE BEST IS YET TO COME” are engraved on The Chairman of the Board’s tombstone at Desert Memorial Park in Cathedral City.

Guns and Roses finally releasing Chinese Democracy?  Big deal!  Kali Lane sucked my cock tonight for www.loadmymouth.com and it was the BEST ORAL EXPERIENCE EVER…..EVER!!  The rockets’ red glare is still bursting in air as globulous wads of sperm drown in her 21-year-old stomach.  Thank you for your outrageously talented, slobbery knob polishing skills, cocksucker Kali.  You are advanced for your age, young lady!  We all are thankful you didn’t stick with your barista duties at Starbucks and wish you all the best in your Psychology studies.

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Ultra-cutie Mia Lina’s spermcocktail.com scene is now up and feedback is good!  Check it out.  She swallows 10 tasty ones.

Just wanted to say thanks a bunch for suporting the product!  The top 3 JM Productions titles at www.adultdvdnow.com are:

1.  SHE IS HALF MY AGE #4   2.  POP TARTS #2 (272 FROSTY FACIALS)   3.  HOOKERS AND BLOW #2 (INSIDE PRAGUE)

It’s a porno trifecta!

On a side note, www.hotmovies.com has been nice enough to provide 30 minutes of free Video On Demand time.  Access cards will be inserted in my JM Productions released DVDs in the new year.

If anyone has other ideas as to what other goodies they would like to receive through DVD purchase, please let me know.  My e-mail is brandoniron_99@yahoo.com