Finally…..mainstream acceptance!
It’s been years of toil and struggle. I’ve dealt with recurring bouts of Erectile Dysfunction before and after the United States battled Electile Dysfunction in 2000. I made it to the online pages of The Atlantic Monthly in a blog entry by Andrew Sullivan for the YouTube link to the Best. Porn. Intro. Ever.
It was the heady days of 1997 when I saved the beautiful Anita Blonde from a rubber snake….a vulcanized rubber snake, people. No laughing matter, unless you watch it today in utter embarassment.
Link here: http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2008/11/best-porn-intro.html
November 18th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
LOL LOL LOL….i think it is funny how gonzo porn get’s away with such awful acting and set ups because the sex gets people off…inclusing me…sex sells even in its rawest form
November 19th, 2008 at 4:42 am
I hear you, man.
November 19th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Brandon has a friendly snake! The whole scene was very entertaining…how the snake suddenly appeared, how you came running, when u were comforting her your hands seemed to be inching closer to her breasts, how the snake gave you plenty of time to talk to her and then it attacked, and how you were out of breathe after the struggle…. You did a good job struggling by the way.
November 19th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
I come from a long line of Canadian snake handlers. It’s a big problem in the Great White North. Most people don’t know this.
November 19th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
That Canadian Brandonconda was hilarious!!!
November 19th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Can you imagine what would have happened to Anita Blonde if the snake beat me? I’m not calling myself a hero or anything but I had to first beat off the snake and then I had to beat myself off, too. Exhausting.
I get that’s what heroes do.