Archive for March, 2009

Jessica does SHE IS HALF MY AGE #12

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

Gentlemen!
I’m Jessica! I’m starring in SHE’S HALF MY AGE #12. I take a facial cumshot and really grinned while the cum was burning my eye. Seriously, it was an acid bath. It’s like my eyes were suddenly plagued with bleeding, oozing ulcers. I physically reinacted that scene in Hostel where a hot poker is stabbed into that Japanese girl’s eye. I only wish that could have been me. I should be so lucky! It’s as if Brandon’s cum was angry with me or something. It just came swimming — sprinting, really — towards my retina as if to try to blind me. I mean, what the fuck?? Can cum even do shit like that?? That’s fucked up, dude! Now I look like some laboratory test rabbit with tomato-coloured eyeballs. Hey, maybe I could make my name Jessica Rabbit! That would be so cool!

People would think it’s because of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? but the real story is so much better.

But enough about me! Tell me about you, stud. You look like the kind of guy who knows how to treat a lady. You’ve been watching SHE’S HALF MY AGE, haven’t you?

Clicky here for pics:  http://tinyurl.com/c5twjt

To the cameraman for the Hooters Swimsuit special on FSN

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

To the cameraman for the Hooters Swimsuit special on Fox Sports Network:  Quit cutting away to a far-away shot whenever the women pivot, turn, and their ass cheeks are set in motion.  It’s irritating as fuck and I don’t like it.   Stop it!  And to the contestants, you are all winners…..all of you.  Bravo, ladies!

Jaden Simone is the 510th update at www.loadmymouth.com

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

Went back to Cocksuction Junction
My dong, her mouth
Two spurt, three spurt cumshot
My dong went south.

Jaden Simone is the 510th update at www.loadmymouth.com.
I love this cum eating newbie nubian. Fantastic hand/mouth co-ordination. She’s my black Belladonna.

Clicky here for pics:  http://tinyurl.com/ct3bkj

The opposite of MENSA

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

My brother sent me a link to an online intelligence test.  He’s a pretty smart guy and the results of this test rated me as “slow or drunk.”  For the record, I haven’t had anything to drink.

Take the test!  http://www.pressanykey.com/cgi-bin/jquiz.cgi

Andi Anderson does www.loadmymouth.com

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

Went back to Cocksuction Junction
My dong, her mouth
Two spurt, three spurt cumshot
My dong went south.

Andi Anderson…..just shot for www.loadmymouth.com a couple hours ago. I’m going back for another AA meeting….soon…..I hope.

Clicky here for pics:  http://tinyurl.com/djzpfk

Anita Blue

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

Anita Blue?
Uh, you need a towel….that’s what you need.
(And this is just from the mini-gangbang you did before your bukkake…) .

Clicky here for a preview pic:  http://tinyurl.com/cc2tov

Jackie Ashe is the 509th update at www.loadmymouth.com

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

Went back to Cocksuction Junction
My dong, her mouth
Two spurt, three spurt cumshot
My dong went south.

Jackie Ashe is the 509th update at www.loadmymouth.com.
I think she should change her name to Jackie Ass. It’s tasty.

Special thanks to FOX magazine for doing the On the Set piece!

Clicky here for pics:  http://tinyurl.com/ck4ugs

Kirra Lynne does www.loadmymouth.com

Friday, March 27th, 2009

Went back to Cocksuction Junction
My dong, her mouth
Two spurt, three spurt cumshot
My dong went south.

Tonight I sing the praises of Miss Kirra Lynne. I have been a porn fan for a long, long time and I can now write the list of the sluts who are pillars in the Temple of Cocksucking.

1. Ginger Lynn
2. Amber Lynn
3. Kirra Lynne

Kirra, I enjoyed your pumping mouth that thrust pussy-like on my cock. You are a dirty little whore and I loved the way you feasted on the cum. That ass of yours is pretty sweet, too. I rate your anus “unworthy of appearing in the middle of those luscious cheeks.” No appeal allowed.

My heart is as open as my wallet to you. If love is meant to be, you will return….

Clicky here for pics:  http://tinyurl.com/d95793

Thoughts and prayers for Desi, friend of the industry

Friday, March 27th, 2009

I realize most people who read this have no idea who Desi is but for those industry folks who know him, he was involved in a serious car accident recently.  He is in the intensive care unit at Northridge Hospital and he may be facing some grave health issues.  I don’t have much information.

My thoughts and prayers are with him and I just want to let his friends know in case there is some way to help him.

UPDATE:  Just got an e-mail back from Desi!  He says:  “I will be indisposed for a few days.”  Good news!  Looks like it wasn’t as serious as it could’ve been!

Hanna Santana is the 508th update at www.loadmymouth.com

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

Went back to Cocksuction Junction
My dong, her mouth
Two spurt, three spurt cumshot
My dong went south.

Hannah Santana is the 508th update at www.loadmymouth.com.  Let’s all enjoy the beautiful bubble-butt slut.

Clicky here for pix:  http://tinyurl.com/cljh6b