Beware any inclinations you may have to suck a young lady’s toes….

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I was doing some spring cleaning and came across my VHS copy of FAST SOFA, a 2002 movie starring Jennifer Tilly, Jake Busey, and Julia Roberts’s brother, Eric.  I play one of the police officers who frisks Jennifer Tilly.  She had a stunt butt, which I thought was hilarious, but I guess she doesn’t have to do nudity if she doesn’t wish to.

I’ve watched Jennifer playing poker on late-night tv.  She’s good!

Went back to Cocksuction Junction
My dong, her mouth
Two spurt, three spurt cumshot
My dong went south.

“Captain Cunt, this is the Enterprise. There is a giant blob heading towards Uranus. Take evasive action immediately.”
“Take what?”
“Captain! You are in grave danger! There is an amorphous white blob heading directly towards Uranus.”
“Negative, Enterprise. That’s my dinner. Capt. Cunt over and out.”

Tawni is the much-appreciated 523rd update at www.loadmymouth.com and she shines! Hot body. Great cocksucker. A real pleasure to experience and there’s nothing fake about her.

How does she eat it?? All is revealed at www.loadmymouth.com.

One of my favorite tv shows is Globe Trekker.   It’s a great hour-long travel show where ordinary people travel to extraordinary places to see what’s there and meet the locals.  My favorite hostess is Megan McCormick so I’m taking this opportunity to express my undying love for her.

She has an unofficial fan site here:  http://www.meganmccormick.net/

You can check out information about the show, too:  http://www.pilotguides.com/tv_shows/globe_trekker/index.php

Check it out if you get it and watch for Meagan.  She’s the best!

The word is out…..SHE IS HALF MY AGE #7 is a good porno.  To anyone who has taken the time to check it out, thanks!  The support is truely appreciated.  Wait till volumes 9, 10, and 11 come out.  Same format.  POV style shooting with some messy facials and swallows.

Welcome to www.loadmymouth.com, Skylar!  You are the lucky 522nd update, babe.  Great head, sweetie!  Loved every minute of it.  You like getting all freaky-deaky with those tits, don’t you?

Titanic tits anchor
Shroom-tatted tart
Skylar Rain’s funbags
Cradle Iron Jr.

Thanks to everyone who has supported the release of SHE IS HALF MY AGE #7 on VOD at www.aebn.com.   It currently tops the list of releases from all studios and is entering its 16th minute of fame.  How long can it continue?

Link: http://straight.theater.aebn.net/dispatcher/frontDoor?refid=AEBN-000001&subaffid=

Most Watched on VOD:  LINKS DO NOT WORK;  JUST COPIED AND PASTED LIST.

Most Watched

 

• She Is Half My Age 7
• Bareback Bisex Creampie 13
• Fetish Fuck Dolls
• Secretary’s Day 3
• Lesbian Adventures: Older Women Younger Girls
• I Fucked My Daughter’s Best Friend 3
• Wanna Fuck My Wife Gotta Fuck Me Too
• Fresh Outta High School 13
• Italian She Male 32
• White Mommas

Most of you will be asking the same question I am asking myself:  How could She Is Half My Age #7 possibly be more popular than Italian She Male #32?  The universe is full of mysteries.

Went back to Cocksuction Junction
My dong, her mouth
Two spurt, three spurt cumshot
My dong went south.

Pretty little babies. Hot rockstar mouths, eager to please.
You’re so money, baby, and you don’t even know it.
Thanks for swallowing that icky, thicky, sticky mess, babe. You’ve made www.loadmymouth.com a better site for your efforts.
I think I caught swine flu from you, you dirty little pig.

Friends of Desi will be happy to hear he is out of the Intensive Care Unit at Northridge Hospital following a bad car accident.  I visited Desi yesterday and he is doing better.  He is unable to speak and has a long road ahead of him.  It is good to see that he finally came out of the coma he was in.  If you know Desi and would like to pay him a visit, I’m sure he would appreciate it.

Lina was able to resist me for almost 48 hours before succombing to the coming of my dick.  It was a Second Coming, if you will.

I love this slut. She lives with Mom and Dad a short distance away. She came over at 11pm this evening for Round 2. Lina wore jeans to the car but changed into a short skirt on the way over. She ate the load of a father figure….go figure.

Progress was made as I was able to taste her ass. I rate it filet mignon status, done medium rare. Pink on the inside.

Will there be a Round 3? I bet the farm on it. As sure as daughters have snuck out of warm, safe homes around the world for millenia, Lina will be tip-toeing her way away from the light and into deep, dark waters.

Fathers!  Lock up your daughters!  Well….the cute ones.