Ahoj means hello in Czech so I am saying hi to everyone from the second largest city in the Czech Republic. It took less than 24 hours to figure out that the cafes in Námestí Svobody aka Freedom Square are the place to go watch the beauties stroll by. Big natural breast lovers will find this an udderly delightful experience. Bring your sunglasses to hide your pervy eyes as you stare at the pendulous tits crashing into each other like two filled-to-the-brim water balloons ready to explode. You expect a wet t-shirt contest to start every minute.
Gentlemen, there are mellons and then there are hooters. We are talking a whole different kind of double D debauchery here amongst the 400,000 residents. I was so impressed that I intend to return soon to start a Tit Appreciation Walking Tour. Guests will pay to sit and the women will do the walking. I will also open up a chiropractic clinic here to aid these poor women with all their lower back pain. A custom bra shop is not out of the question but it could interfere with the success of my walking tour. Best to sit and wait on that one. Let the funbags flop, I say, and pray for nipple-hardening cold weather.
The Rolling Stones had a concert here in 2007 so I thought it was an appropriate place for my world tour, too. Despite my fame, the people are being very polite by pretending to not know who I am and giving me my space. How thoughtful.
There is an international fireworks competition here each June called Ignis Brunensis. It pales in comparison to the daily explosion in my hotel room….the liquid one, that is.
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