I joke around and write stupid, off-the-cuff remarks that mean very little. When it comes to Riley Shy, however, I am going to keep it straight and honest. She is one of the hottest women I met in porn. What a body! What a playful spirit! What a total mind-fucker who makes you fall in lust with her before you even realize it. This woman is a drug who could launch her own narco-terrorist war within the borders of the United States. Thousands would die for one whiff of her pussy. I am first in line and regret that I have but one life to give.
I heart Riley. You will, too.