I’m a fan.  I admit it.  I go to local video stores like 20/20 or Video 10 to window shop and rent movies.  It’s just part of a routine that I enjoy doing.  Other people like to drink and go to bars.  I like to watch good product.  So it really blows me away to read December 2008’s XBiz magazine and find www.loadmymouth.com ranked as the #1 Cumshot Site reviewed year-to-date.  What universe did I get teleported to where I am doing what I love to do and it’s actually making progress?  Good times, guys.  Really good times.  Thanksgiving is just around the corner and I can honestly say that I have  a lot for which I am truly thankful.

Here are the Top 10 Reviewed Cumshot Sites YTD 2008 according to Surfer Feedback.  Data provided by PornUsers.com and Vegas Ken as published in XBiz magazine.

1.  Load My Mouth   2.  Facial Fest   3.  Brazilian Facials   4.  Nasty Makeup   5.  Cum Brushers   6.  Ebony Cum Dumps   7.  German Goo Girls   8.  Fucked Up Handjobs   9.  Amateur Allure   10.  Licensed to Blow

Thanks to anyone and everyone who continues to support the sites….especially www.loadmymouth.com.  It’s my all-time favorite site to shoot and it’s allowed me to meet some really cool people.  Plans are underway as to who should be the milestone 500th update but it’s not too late to make suggestions.  I can always be reached at brandoniron_99@yahoo.com.  Thanks!

it’s an old joke, but a good one.   I have all the time in the world to laugh today because I won a small Blackjack tournament at Webmaster Access West this evening.  I had fun attending a mixer and was brave enough to gamble with fake money chips.  In a bold move, I went “all in” on the last hand and walked away with the respect of my fellow players and $25 prize money.

So bet on Brandon Iron, folks.  I’m on a hot streak.

In other news, SHE IS HALF MY AGE #9 started production and the cumshots are flying.  If you know a barely-legal lass who does Boy-Girl scenes, write me at brandoniron_99@yahoo.com.  Ashley O’Rion and Alyssa Hall are on the radar.

Usually when I watch the boob tube, it means something porn-related.  Yesterday was different in that I was on Dancing with the Stars.  No, not actually on the show.  More like sitting in the audience with the lovely Kimberly Kane.  We were lucky enough to get hooked up with front row seats to this popular tv show.

So I think this cements my drive to win some sort of Crossover-to-Mainstream Award this year.  I will start writing numerous acceptance speeches right after I post this.  My first will have to be to bigwigs like Jenna Jameson giving thanks for writing books and having billboards in Time Square with her photo blown up to King Kong size.  It’s pioneers like Jenna who have paved the way for someone like me to appear on television to millions of people around the world.

I now know what Halle Berry meant in her 2002 Oscar acceptance speech when she said, “Oh my God!  Oh my God!  I’m sorry.  This moment is so much bigger than me.”  Yeah, Halle.  I hear you.  I, too, have finally broken a barrier.  Finally, average white dudes everywhere can hold their heads high and aspire to be a seat-filler.  I HAVE A DREAM!!!

Like Berry, I, too, would like to thank the Academy for choosing me to be the vessel for which His blessing might flow.  Thank you.  I did it for every nameless, faceless white man that now has a chance because this door tonight has been opened.

The door has been closed, too.  For all my efforts sitting on my ass, not one single member of the 30-40 press contingent was interested in speaking to me.  They must have mistaken Lance Bass, who is on the show, for me.

I think my accomplishment will be for history to judge.  It hasn’t yet sunken in with me yet, either, so it’s ok, America.  I’ll wait.

It’s been years of toil and struggle.  I’ve dealt with recurring bouts of Erectile Dysfunction before and after the United States battled Electile Dysfunction in 2000.  I made it to the online pages of The Atlantic Monthly in a blog entry by Andrew Sullivan for the YouTube link to the Best. Porn. Intro. Ever.

It was the heady days of 1997 when I saved the beautiful Anita Blonde from a rubber snake….a vulcanized rubber snake, people.  No laughing matter, unless you watch it today in utter embarassment.

Link here:   http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2008/11/best-porn-intro.html

Coming next month from JM Productions, SHE IS HALF MY AGE #6.

Scene Breakdown:
1. Victoria Rose BBG with Joe Blow and Neeo. Oral popshots.
2. Lulu Martinez BG-anal scene with Steve Holmes. Anal creampie.
3. Sabrina Sweet BG-anal scene with Joe Blow. Anal creampie.
4. Victoria Rose BJ with Brandon Iron. Facial cumshot.
5. Natalie Norton BG scene with Steve Holmes. Facial cumshot.
6. Sabrina Sweet BJ with Brandon Iron. Swallow finish.
7. Alexa Benson, Sarah Shine BGG-anal scene with Jake Malone. Cumswap finish with Sarah Shine swallowing.

DVD Extras
Michelle Peters from www.loadmymouth.com
Photo Gallery
Website Previews
Director’s Biography

Link to cover here:  http://tinyurl.com/5n2gtx

Just putting the word out that PERVERTED PLANET #3 is now available on a pre-order basis from mallcom.

Here’s a link:  http://store.mallcom.com/?a=16239

(Just type in “Perverted Planet” on left side to find it.)

For more info, pics and screen caps, visit here:

http://tinyurl.com/5abftd

The complete scene order is as follows:
1. Crystal Crown gets DP’ed by David Perry, Steve Holmes, and Joe Blow
2. Lea Lexus blows Brandon Iron
3. Stella Delcroix is sodomized by Steve Holmes
4. Lulu Martinez is sodomized by Joe Blow
5. Lea Lexus is sodomized by Steve Holmes
6. Kyra Banks and Linda Ray fuck Joe Blow and Steve Holmes. Yes, there is sodomy in this scene, too. Enough!

The DVD extras:
Addison Cain from www.loadmymouth.com
Riley Ray from www.loadmymouth.com
Website Trailers
Photo Gallery
Director’s Biography

For Meatloaf, 2 out of 3 wasn’t bad.  I agree but 5 out of 8 is pretty darn good, too.  That’s the number of Brandon Iron Productions titles among the top-sellers for JM Productions at www.mallcom.com.  I really appreciate the support that you guys give to the product and I love doing this game.  It’s a dream come true for me, really.  Muchos gracias.  Here are the top 8…

1.  287 POP SHOTS   2.  279 MORE POP SHOTS   3.  BUTT LICKING ANAL WHORES #10   4.  POP TARTS #2   5.  MANDINKA PARTIES #2   6.  POP TARTS   7.  OVER STUFFED #6   8.  SHE IS HALF MY AGE #4

Scene breakdown:
1. Jasmine Black anal scene with Steve Holmes. Cum on tits and in mouth.
2. Victoria Blonde anal scene with Joe Blow. Cum in mouth; swallow finish.
3. Angela Winter POV bj and BG scene with Brandon Iron. Facial cumshot.
4. Lea Lexis anal scene with Joe Blow. Anal creampie.
5. Victoria Blonde POV bj and footjob with Brandon Iron. Facial cumshot.
6. Angela Winter anal scene with Joe Blow. Facial cumshot.
7. Lea Lexis POV bj with Brandon Iron. Cum on tits.
8. Kyra Black, Crystal Crown anal and DP scene with Steve Holmes and Joe Blow. Oral cumshots.

DVD extras:
Melanie Scott, Daisy Belle, and Kaycie Klein from www.covermyface.com
Photo Gallery
Website Previews
Director’s Biography

Cover here:  http://tinyurl.com/6jklwh

Like a baseball batting cage with an asshole for a cannon, Lea Lexis’s athletic rump muscles expelled a gooey cumshot that clocked in at 89mph.  Not bad, Lea, but this is the big league.  You need to push that shit (sic) faster than 100mph if you want to play here.

Back to the minor leagues, baby.  Keep getting that ass reamed and creamed….literally.  See you at your whorish best in HOOKERS AND BLOW #3 (up soon at www.jerkoffzone.com).

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