Another good find at Goodwill!
For more info: http://www.amazon.com/Rembrandt-Reveals-Your-Beautiful-Imperfect/dp/1400082293/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1392333125&sr=8-1&keywords=how+rembrandt+reveals
The next time you have the feeling that you are going to cum too early, think of this documentary, which I hope you watch.
Critics are calling my performance in a straight jacket “appropriate” and “overdue.”
That’s as strong an endorsement as I’ve ever read.
Going to get fitted for a tuxedo in anticipation of many award nominations. Thank you for the opportunity, Dream Zone!
For more info: http://avnlive.avn.com/media/Trailer-One-Flew-Over-the-Cuckold-s-Nest-549377.html
1. A heinous yet undeniable satisfactory act where a man, ussually masked and hooded, qiuetly masturbates unnoticed in a corner until the moment prior to ejaculation, at which point he runs up to an unsuspecting woman and bestows his load upon her face, then sprints away before revenge can be enacted upon him
2. The process of blowing a load onto a women wearing high heels to ensure a safe get-a-way, ussually with a hidden camera man nearby to immortalize the sheer audacity of the sharker
3. For another version, see japanese sharking
“Damn european sharking got me again, time to bust out the industrial strength shampoo!”
Friend 1: Good God, arent you a whore?
Friend 2: No… it was a european sharker, the bastard!
Friend 1: Well did you make him pay for it?
Friend 2: I was wearing high heals *starts crying* he got away..
She died at 85 of natural causes. I watched her sing “On the Good Ship Lollipop” and was more than a little creeped out by the pervert who appears at 1:23.