Phoebe Keller

July 2nd, 2014

“Panties? We don’t need no stinking panties……but you do.”


Pole to Pole (Michael Palin)

July 1st, 2014

Enjoyed taking a vacation vicariously through Michael Palin’s Pole to Pole.
For more info: http://www.amazon.com/Pole-Michael-Palin-Balloon-Companion/dp/0912333413/ref=la_B000AQ4SHA_1_8?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1404256024&sr=1-8
Pole to Pole

The Civil War (Ken Burns)

June 29th, 2014

Made it through all 11 hrs 30 mins of The Civil War by Ken Burns. I surrender!
For more info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Civil_War_(TV_series)
The Civil War

World Cup Retirement Plan

June 28th, 2014

Thank you for the goooooooals, James Rodriguez! Good luck against Brazil on July 4th in the Quarter-Finals.
Colombia

Beware of the beast Nick East

June 25th, 2014

Nick East is a legend in the adult industry. He is not to be fucked with in any way or he will send you a message on Facebook like the one I received several months ago…

Conversation started February 28

2/28, 4:54am
Nick East
Pay attention, you little FUCK! Leave me the fuck alone and tell your friends to leave me alone or I swear to fucking God I will make sure the ENTIRE fucking world knows you have absolutely NO problem showing up to sets with STD’s! Do you fucking understand me, asshole? I will literally GO OUT OF MY WAY to make sure the entire planet knows how little you care if you spread STD’s, got it? So tell Ari Bass and co. to leave me the fuck alone or I will make damned sure your little molluscum (glazed fucking penis) debacle is known FOR FUCKING EVER! You fucking loser! Go the fuck away and don’t fucking respond to this email and don’t fucking allow other losers to fucking harrass me any longer, got it?

2/28, 5:07am
Brandon Iron
Nick, I have no idea what prompted this message but I did nothing to you. Please get help with your bi-polarity or whatever it is that causes you to behave like this.

I would like to also thank Nick for having the courage to work for me and take a check, knowing full well how dangerous any set is where I am present. It takes a special man to do that. A very special man.
So take notice, any losers reading this blog, DO NOT HARASS NICK EAST! If you do, he will call you names for years and years and years and years to come.

What a beast.
Covermyface - Madison Ivy

Covermyface - Madison Ivy 2

Whitney Westgate

June 22nd, 2014

She’s in the bath, ready for your shower.

Alice Wonder

June 22nd, 2014

What a sexy beach! Her body’s a wonderland.

Kimmy Diedrick

June 22nd, 2014

Monkey see, monkey do. Wait…get back to the part about seeing the monkey.

Irene Quinn

June 22nd, 2014

Irene will have you seeing red…and nothing else.

Crimes Against Logic: Exposing the Bogus Arguments of Politicians, Priests, Journalists, and Other Serial Offenders (Jamie Whyte)

June 22nd, 2014

Enjoyed reading Crimes Against Logic: Exposing the Bogus Arguments of Politicians, Priests, Journalists, and Other Serial Offenders by Jamie Whyte.
For more info: http://www.amazon.com/Crimes-Against-Logic-Politicians-Journalists/dp/0071446435/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1403463743&sr=8-1&keywords=crimes+against+logic
Crimes Against Logic