Hey fellow Pornies,

This is the request I get the most. People write and ask how they can become a pornstar.

The problem is this: most of you have no clue what it takes to be a pornstar. I had a talk with one of the top producers in LA and we had a good laugh because most men think it’s the best job in the world since you get to screw the hottest chicks in the biz. But the truth couldn’t be any further than this.

OK  yes, once you make it, you do screw the hottest chicks. The problem is to get there.

 Here’s some FACTUAL numbers people. Out of 100 men that are sure they have everything to make it and are asked to audition, less then 5 will be able to have an erection and jerk off. These are men that are probably great in their bedrooms, never had a bad experience. Girls probably even compliment their performances…You get the picture?

Guys like peter North and Ron Jeremy have been around for more than 25 years. There’s a reason for that. Ron isn’t what you call a honk( but he does have a long dong ), he wasn’t in the eighties either but producers kept calling him back because they knew Ron would deliver.

  Pornstar Legend Peter North

Do you have a clue how much producers invest for a 5 scenes DVD? More than that.

Now, imagine you’re on set and the guy has been shooting for two hours but you need more shots in different angles. It has to go up. Now. And stay up.

Oh, and imagine a team of people surrounding you; lights, camera, make up ( yes there’s makeup on dicks because it makes a difference for your visual).

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So, you have erection on demand? It stays erect for hours? You can come massively three or four times a day? You’re good looking? You don’t mind your family, childhood friends and employer will see you have sex on DVD and on the internet? And what about in 5 years from now, you’ll still don’t mind? Because you know internet is forever, right?

Also, do you have limits? Will you shoot DP scenes where your dick might touch the other actor’s dick by accident? And do you mind receiving the other guy’s cum on your hand or on your dick because you’re popping at the same time?

If you think you can survive all this, maybe this job is really for you because in the end, you’ll be fucking the hottest chicks alive.

You think you have a shot? Send me your pics or sample movies at hardcorepat@pornstarnetwork.com and I’ll forward them to our differtent producers. Include the city you live in, the site you’d be interested to be on and finally specify gay or not (because we do have gay sites on the network…just look in “my account”).

This is why, my friends, we always see the same male stars. Because it’s the toughest job in the adult industry. This being said, good luck to all.

HardcorePat

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