Archive for June, 2007

Chicks With Dicks

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

Hey Pornies,

Today, I thought I’d bring up one of the last taboo…Shemales!

You probably think ” Why the fu#@ would I wanna see chicks with dicks?”  To be really honest with you, I have no clue whatsoever why you would want to.

But here’s what I have to say about shemales anyways…

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Latest Launch: Big Wet Asses

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

Hi there,

Well, it’s been a while since I had a chance to write anything. Did you miss me during my vacations? I’m sure you did and this doesn’t make you gay to admit it you know!

So, have you already taken a peek at the newest site (or a long lasting look…) available for you members? I hope you didn’t wait for my post to glance at our newest jewel.

This site is A-M-A-Z-I-N-G. It’s from top studio Elegant Angel’s award winning serie “Big Wet Asses”. Check out the site’s design…mmm good stuff, I tell ya!!

So, what can you expect from this site? Completely crazy content. The producer of the first 4 DVDs of the serie is reknown for his originality. He shoots porn in such a unique fashion…I strongly recommend you watch full videos to see how talented this guy is. Check out how he always finds a different way to drench the girls with oil…Did I say amazing?

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HardcorePat’s Important Announcement…

Friday, June 15th, 2007

Hey people,

Today, I’ll only be writting a short post. Since it concerns your favorite blog, I figured it’s vital information that you all know I won’t be posting for a short period of time ( a little more than a week) since I’ll be on vacation.

Why is this a high priority message? Well, the answer is obvious…I don’t want you to worry about me and imagine the worst scenarios like I’ve been abducted by hot aliens chicks for sexual experimentation purposes…or even worse, I have quit the business of porn and will now spend all my energy to collect and identify different types of rocks…Or then again that  I have decided to open my own barber shop specializing in  shaving bear’s backs…( FYI: Bear is a gay term for hairy men…) 

No, no…Please don’t worry for me, I’ll just be relaxing and hanging out with hot chicks…Well, you know how they say a picture is worth a thousand words right? So, here is an image of what I planned for my vacations…Enjoy and talk to you in 10 days…

 

or click here for more…

HardcorePat

Sperm…Swallowed or Messy Facial?

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

Hey Pornies,

Today, I decided to cut the crap and come up with a really important subject. It’s the ultimate way to finish any decent porn scene(unless you’re into lesbians). I’m talking about the cumshot. After all, a lot of people call the cumshot the money shot right? There’s a reason for that…The cumshot has helped build the career of legends such as Peter North and many others…

Well, we definitely could sit and discuss why straight men are so interested in seeing other guys cum, but it’s really not the direction I want to give to this thread.

Guys like to see cumshots…but there’s as many ways to deliver your orgasms as there is ways to cook chicken…

Let’s go through the most common ways to pop the jizz… (more…)

Latest News: BrunoB Replies And Adds His Personal Favorite Scenes.

Monday, June 11th, 2007

Hey,

After having read my post about my personal top 10 scenes from his site, BrunoB called me to share his own Top 5.  As he said, it’s not an easy job to do so since every time he gets to bang a new girl, as we can all imagine, it’s a lot of fun.

So, with no further delay, here’s his favorite scenes…

5- Melanie Jolie was not even supposed to do a scene with BrunoB on his trip to Prague. She was there to do a scene for FlirtyPussy. But when she got to the studio, she met with Bruno…They started talking, had a good laugh and one thing led to another…They both decided to take the chemistry on screen.

In other words, she liked him a lot. He was very pleased because she’s a pretty big pornstar, let alone the fact that she’s hot. He got the chance to bang her…That was one of the extra that made the trip even more of an exciting adventure.

Poor guy, such a rough life…

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Since We’re Always Looking To Improve The Network…

Friday, June 8th, 2007

Hey Pornies,

You thought it was impossible, but the best has just gotten better.

Yeah, I just wanted to tell you guys that since we’re always looking to improve the network, we have made changes in one of your favorite feature: the “Pornstar Search” engine.

You’ll be happy to know that we have gone over our actors/models database and, as you might imagine, it’s a colossal job because it’s huge!! We have a dedicated team that has cleaned up all the little details. Examples por favor? (more…)

BrunoB Wants To Be Your Friend

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007

Hey fellow porn amateurs,

I sure hope you’re all doing well today. Yesterday, I was talking with my good old buddy BrunoB from brunoBReloaded, and believe me when I say this: BrunoB takes good care of his fans.

Before I go further into this, here’s a little crash course into internet porn history…BrunoB started about five or six years ago and was literally one of the first reality site out there. Known for his harsch French accent, he used to stand in front of the mirror holding the camera and introducing his newly met girls himself…He was an instant hit.

His site has been copied many times over, but never really has been surpassed if you ask me. It’s like covering a Led Zep song. No matter how good you are, you’ll never come up with a better version than the original. (more…)

One of My Favorite Site On the Network Is…

Monday, June 4th, 2007

Hey fellow pornies,

Hope you all had a good week-end. I know I did. Let’s cut the crap and go straight to business…One of my favorite site on the network is Brandon Iron’s Loadmymouth…And here’s why…

Before you even watch a scene, just check out the amazing amount of content…Now, you should know that Brandon is passionnate about his job (who wouldn’t be?). He’s always looking for new talent, will let any girl that looks good (although some of them aren’t pretty…) make her first appearance. He’s constantly working because he is producing scenes for 3 sites(check out Spermcocktail and the oh! so tasty covermyface) and they are all updated weekly…Anyways, let’s just say he’s a workaholic.

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Do You Know What Gonzo Means?

Friday, June 1st, 2007

Hey fellow pornies,

 A lot of people don’t really know what Gonzo means. Before I tell you, I’m going to share a secret with you guys: Use Wikipedia for this type of stuff…Most of the time, it’ll be usefull and your understanding of the expression will be clear.

Here’s a fun test to try..Use Wikipedia and check what a “Dirty Sanchez” is…You’ll love it, I’m sure…( BTW, I found out about Dirty Sanchez while readind about the sex tape scandal starring Screetch in Save By The Bell). And no, I’ve never tried it.

So, what were we talking about? Oh yes Gonzo…Ok, I like to say Gonzo is standing between amateur and “pornstar”(the niche)… (more…)