Who Here Likes Big Tits?
Hey fellow Pornies,
Today, I just wasn’t sure what to write about… So I started asking myself important questions every man needs to ponder… Like: What happens when you die? What’s our real mission in life? What do I think my bloggers would love to read about?
Then, it hit me! Like Archimedes, I screamed Eureka! ( Actually no, I didn’t but I thought it would made me sound intelligent!) My readers all have something in common. In fact, all men on this Earth have a common interest: BIG TITS!!!!
Should I talk about Pamela Anderson’s rack? The way they always get bigger and smaller, and bigger again. No, not interesting.
Should I talk about about Dolly Parton’s legendary knockers? Nah. it’s been overdone!!!
I chose instead to re-visit our boob paradise on the network. HeavenlyKnockers.com
So here are my criteria to make it on my blog’s suggestions:
The scenes have to have:
-Big tits (Duh!)
-Tits Fucking (Yummy!)
-Cumshot on the tits (cream on juicy grapefruits!!)
And the winners are:
Vanessa: I like swimming a lot. It’s good for my health, it’s refreshing, etc. The only thing better than a dip in summertime is a good fuck by the pool before and after. In this video, Vanessa understands that and is very receiving to that extent. Amazing tits action. Watch this lucky dude having a pillow fight in Vanessa’s breasts… I hope he wins that fight and doesn’t suffocate to death…
2) Destiny Summers: Talon is a very lucky bastard because in this scene, he gets to undress the lovely Destiny before cooking her every possible way. Now, if you don’t already know her, Summers is an amazing Latina, but most of all, she’s a sweet dirty talker like I like ‘em… I’d like a piece of those milk bags for myself…
3) Carly Kaleb: Even if it’s hard to believe, I lead a normal life too. Sometimes, I like to stay home and watch TV. But most of the time, since there’s nothing good on TV, I end up having heavily passionate sex in front of it. I like to think it justifies the price of my couch. Well, in this scene, hot hairy bra-buster Carly Kaleb faced the same problem and opted for the same solution. Since we both have the same mind set, maybe I should invite her for some cocooning at my place…
4) Sara Stone: If you’re at #4 it’s because you really love those big boobs. So, I decided to reward you with some of the biggest available. Holy shit!! Sara Stone is equipped to stay up late and the price to pay will probably be painful back pain. But for the moment, she’s young and fresh and being the amazing girl she is, she decides to share with you her in depth emotions… Reno Angelo is the lucky male in this scene but just admit you’d see yourself jerking on those hooters…
5) Jade Feng: Watch out for this hot busty Asian of the highest quality. Now, most Asians are small and discreet but this one is the exact opposite and we love her for that. She reveals her two biggest talents in this lovely threesome co-starring Loni and Denis Marti. I’m sure my bowling average would improve significantly if I’d bowl with these juggs…
So, that’s it! Now, I don’t know about you, but I feel like having watermelon and playing basketball… I can’t explain why, but… So, we’ll talk later… Go empty those blue balls!!
HardcorePat