Archive for December, 2007

Happy Holidays!

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

Hey fellow Pornies,

Today, I wanted to take a little minute to let you know I’ll be on vacation until the second week of January. Do I have any plans? Yes, of course. I plan to get laid, fuck, get blown and of course to have lots of sex. After all, that was my wish for Santa and you all know I’ve been a good boy this year…

So, Happy Holidays and I wish you your first threesome, bukkake, squirt, deepthroat, and any other sexual fantasy you’ve never experienced but dreamed of. Here’s a picture with a few of my girlfriends to put you in the mood…

Is your Christmas night gonna look like that? Ho! Ho! Ho!

HardcorePat

Fans Of Deepthroat: Read This!

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

Hey fellow Pornies,

Today I wanted to tell you about one of my favorite sex practice. Not that I practice it myself. But I like to know the oral limits of my conquests. Why? Well, no particular reason except my cock feels so good if all inserted in a girl’s mouth. It’s pretty easy to understand: My cock likes to feel special. So, it’s pretty unfair for the root to see the head receiving a massage. Oh, and the mouth is warm and wet. Don’t think the root doesn’t know that. And don’t get me started on the importance of the bag…

So, in other words, I like a girl that can take it all in her mouth. In my case, I wouldn’t consider that to be an achievement or even a special talent because I guess I have your average cock size. No bigger, no smaller. Just average. So, I expect from a good blow job some deep throating action.

Historical note: Deep throat was the pseudonym given to the secret source who leaked information about the involvement of US President Richard Nixon’s administration during the first Watergate break-in and subsequent events that came to be known as the Watergate scandal. (from wikipedia.org)

Porn historical reference: On June 5 1972, the movie received a glowing review by Al Goldstein in his Screw magazine. Only two full-length (and lesser known) heterosexual hardcore porn movies had been released previously in the U.S.: Mona in 1970 and School Girl in 1971.

A sexually frustrated woman (Linda Lovelace, credited as playing “Herself”) asks her friend Helen (played by Dolly Sharp) for advice on how to achieve orgasm. After a sex party did not provide any help, Helen recommends that Linda visit a doctor (played by Harry Reems). The doctor discovers that Linda’s clitoris is located in her throat; she then goes on to work as a therapist for the doctor and performs a particular technique of oral sex—thereafter known as “deep throat”—on various men, until she finds the one to marry. Meanwhile, the doctor has sex with his blonde nurse (played by Carol Connors). The movie ends with the line “The End. And Deep Throat to you all.

The movie, 61 minutes long, is intended to be funny with highly corny dialogues and songs, fireworks going off and bells ringing during orgasm.

The various explicit scenes of oral, anal and vaginal sex acts led to an X rating by the MPAA film rating system.

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So, with no further delay, I believe it’s time we add some visuals to this post to make it even more interesting. I’ve chosen talented deep throat actresses…and I’ve kept a little twist at the end.

1) Annette Schwartz probably has no clue how big is Lex’s cock because for her, seems like it’s another day at work. Well, she probably saw how even Lex was surprise to see his dong disappear like it was some 3 inch Chinese cocktail sausage… How that’s even humanly possible? I’ll never know…

2) The lovely Cherrie Rose sure knows how to eat a cock for dinner… And she’s not the type to leave some in her plate… See what she does to Brandon’s cock? Wait Cherrie because knowing Brandon, you’ll soon have chef’s sauce to go with that.

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Christmas Porn For Holiday Spirit!

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

Hi fellow Pornies,

Today, I wanted to put everyone in the mood for Christmas since it’s coming (like every year) way too fast. I remember when I was young being really excited when it was time to do the Christmas tree and how we would listen to Christmas songs so we’d be in the mood.

Santa Clause would show up at the local mall. He would ask me if I had been a good boy that year and I would inevitably lie by answering yes and then ask for a bike or a big wheel…

Anyways, enough nostalgia. I was wondering what was our options as adults… More Christmas shitty songs? For those who have kids, yes. But I mean, as adults between adults… Did anyone think about that? What will make us in the Christmas mood? Not gifts you will offer your wife/girlfriends/secretary like last year’s transparent dildo with batteries included. No, because you offer them ON Christmas. This will put you in the mood AFTER or ON Christmas evening. I’m asking myself what will make you in the mood BEFORE Christmas.

Well, I’m glad to tell you that I’ve made some research! Yes, once again, HardcorePat didn’t hesitate a second to go and risk his life and his precious time to inform his readers. Here’s Christmas porn to put you in the mood, just in time for the Holiday season.

1) The Tits That Saved XXX-Mas: I guess it’s the story of a man agreeing to pay for his wife’s new boobs…

2) Video Team X-mas 3-Pack :This hot holiday 3-Pack features a tittilating trio of movies sure to get you in a festive mood!

Included are: All I Want For Christmas Is A Gang Bang, Gangbang Under The Mistletoe, & Very Very Bad Santa

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