Hi fellow Pornies,

Today, I wanted to put everyone in the mood for Christmas since it’s coming (like every year) way too fast. I remember when I was young being really excited when it was time to do the Christmas tree and how we would listen to Christmas songs so we’d be in the mood.

Santa Clause would show up at the local mall. He would ask me if I had been a good boy that year and I would inevitably lie by answering yes and then ask for a bike or a big wheel…

Anyways, enough nostalgia. I was wondering what was our options as adults… More Christmas shitty songs? For those who have kids, yes. But I mean, as adults between adults… Did anyone think about that? What will make us in the Christmas mood? Not gifts you will offer your wife/girlfriends/secretary like last year’s transparent dildo with batteries included. No, because you offer them ON Christmas. This will put you in the mood AFTER or ON Christmas evening. I’m asking myself what will make you in the mood BEFORE Christmas.

Well, I’m glad to tell you that I’ve made some research! Yes, once again, HardcorePat didn’t hesitate a second to go and risk his life and his precious time to inform his readers. Here’s Christmas porn to put you in the mood, just in time for the Holiday season.

1) The Tits That Saved XXX-Mas: I guess it’s the story of a man agreeing to pay for his wife’s new boobs…

2) Video Team X-mas 3-Pack :This hot holiday 3-Pack features a tittilating trio of movies sure to get you in a festive mood!

Included are: All I Want For Christmas Is A Gang Bang, Gangbang Under The Mistletoe, & Very Very Bad Santa

3) Christmas Carol: It’s the sad story of a house wife that wanted to make music for a living… but she had limited talent. But as you know, she did what she had to do to make ends meet…

4) Big Titty Christmas: As you know, it’s my favorite type of Christmas since I’ve hit puberty…

5) Gina’s Very Merry Christmas Orgy: This is the actual proof I have been a bad boy last year because Santa didn’t sent her as I had wished for…Well, I guess the DVD will do the job again this year…

6) Seymore Butts’ Merry F*cking Christmas: Seymour Butt is one lucky bastard because, as you can see by the DVD title, he had the time of his life playing with his new “toys”. I’m sure he unwrapped them with delight and hoped his batteries wouldn’t run out.

7) Teen Tryouts Audition 44: Christmas Edition: I’m not sure exactly who got the role, but the real winner is the director of casting. Young hungry teens that are willing to do anything to make it in this business… Anything!!!

Happy Horny Holiday Hos: It’s about the office Christmas party you wish you have had. It’s a balanced mix of alcohol, hot horny chicks and having the time of your life. With these girls,you don’t need Santa down the chimney to have a good time. Trust me!

Well, as you might know, Santa Clause in Australia can’t say it anymore because it’s apparently offensive to woman ( what kind of world are we living in????) but I can so here’s my effort to put you in the Christmas mood: Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

HardcorePat

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