Archive for the ‘Contact Me’ Category

HardcorePat Would Like To Thank…

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

Hey Pornies,

Just a quick post to thank you, the PornstarNetwork community, for the growing success of my blog. I have received the most flaterring comments. I decided to thank you by sharing a picture that captured one of these little moments in life you wish never happened… (more…)

Going to Toronto’s Porn Convention

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

That’s right fellow Pornies…Should be back on the 20th (unless I decide to stay there with some random pornstar to live in luxury having ridiculously amazing sex with her and her twin sisters…).

You know I’m busy right? I’m already at my third convention in 2007 (and I plan to go to about 7 or 8), but sI figured it’s my first since I started the blog so I’ll do my best to post as many tits as possible (more…)

And The Winners Of My First Contest Are…

Thursday, May 10th, 2007

Hey lucky fellows, 

I’ve chosen randomly 5 winners to my contest.

Now since tastes can’t be discussed…I  went around the office and asked 5  people to name a number between 1 and 33(number of replies)…So here are the 5 winners of 3 bottles of MaximumPills. They’ll receive their price delivered for free by DHL in the next week or so…

With no further delay, the winners are… (more…)

Wannabe Pornstars(Males); Read This

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007

Hey fellow Pornies,

This is the request I get the most. People write and ask how they can become a pornstar.

The problem is this: most of you have no clue what it takes to be a pornstar. I had a talk with one of the top producers in LA and we had a good laugh because most men think it’s the best job in the world since you get to screw the hottest chicks in the biz. But the truth couldn’t be any further than this.

OK  yes, once you make it, you do screw the hottest chicks. The problem is to get there.

 Here’s some FACTUAL numbers people. Out of 100 men that are sure they have everything to make it and are asked to audition, less then 5 will be able to have an erection and jerk off. These are men that are probably great in their bedrooms, never had a bad experience. Girls probably even compliment their performances…You get the picture? (more…)

Send Me Pictures Of Your Wife Naked; Contact Info

Friday, May 4th, 2007

Well, what can I tell you guys? I like naked chicks.

 You can now contact me through e-mail so if you want to send me pics, vids, comments, passwords for other porn sites, gifts, money, K-Y, or whatever…Simply send it to hardcorepat@pornstarnetwork.com . If you want them to stay private, just say so. If you want me to publish them, let me know!!

So, don’t hesitate and send your dirty secret stuff. Come on Pornies, you know you want to…

Here’s a pic of my girlfriends in case you’re interested…taken on a ordinary week night…

My First Contest; Win Bottles of MaximumPills

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

Fellow Pornies,

Due to the incredible success my blog recieves since it’s arrival (like last week), I decided to reward you.

I didn’t really know what prize to give away and how to proceed. Certain States have laws that made me hesitate to send DVDs so since it’s my first contest, I decided to give away bottles of MaximumPills.


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How I Got My First Threesome

Tuesday, April 17th, 2007

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 Fellow pornies, you’ve read the title right…Today, I thought I’d share this very important moment in a man’s life.

I understand it might be frustrating for a lot of you to watch so many threesomes in porn all the time and wondering how come it has never happened to you.

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There are a couple of things you should know before we go further into this. First, having a threesome is great! Let’s be honest, just the fact that you can bragg to your friends about it is worth it, but imagine the incredible amount of pleasure your cock gets out of an experience like that and multiply that by Fifty and you’ll have a vague idea of how good it feels…And I didn’t even talk about the ego boost of your manly manhood… (more…)