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LubeMyTits.com: BIG OILED UP BOOBIES

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

Dear Pornies,

Today is a very special day.  I was dying to make an announcement before it was released but was advised not to. If you look on the PornStarNetwork.com page, as of today, you get access to our brand new site named LubeMyTits.com

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What is this site about I hear you ask? Well, it’s all about huge knockers being oiled up and featured before the girls get fucked hard. Check this out:
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Partners ElegantAngel has taken the bigwetasses.com concept to the next level and with the enormous success they had. we can only predict this one will also be a huge hit!!

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Add to these top pornstars amazing fucking action and what do you get fellow members? You get EXTRA ADDED VALUE to your membership and all that included in the same price.

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This is what we do to keep our members happy! It’s our gift to you. Enjoy it!

HardcorePat

Watch Your Wives and Girlfriends…

Friday, July 25th, 2008

Hey Pornies…

Make sure to watch your girlfriend and/or wife because I’ll be on vacation for the next weeks and you know I’m always hunting for new pussy…

So long, and have fun on your end. Rest assured I’ll drink a cold for each one of my hot female fans.

Here are some pics of my last vacation…Enjoy!

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This Just In: New Site Added

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

Hey Pornies,

I know, I know. You all missed me! I don’t post as much in the summer because as you know, it’s sex season and I have a lot to do.

But i decided to write today about something even more important than my cock. So, if everyone is ready, here’s my announcement:

PORNSTARNETWORK.COM HAS ADDED A NEW BABE SITE: TINYASS.COM

This site features stunning hot babes teasing you before stripping slowly and becoming very naughty. They then pleasure themselves for your eyes only (ok and for your cock’s pleasure too). It features nothing but hot babes that can’t control their urge to satisfy warm wet pussies.

The  best part of it is as a member of the PornstarNetwork, you get complete unlimited access to the member section for free! It’s part of your membership, just like all the other sites.

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Don’t Judge A Book By Its Cover

Friday, June 20th, 2008

Hey  Pornies,

I hope you’re all enjoying a little warmth in this nice month of June. I’ve been busy like crazy lately but wanted to make a quick post anyways, just so all my hardcore fans know I’m alive and well… Here’s a pic of them expressing their joy…

You know how every summer guys like me become even more obsessed with having sex with all these hot chicks that are walking down the streets. This makes it really hard to keep it in my pants.

Being horny comes with good and bad. It’s great because it makes you take more chances with women. You put your eternal fear of rejection aside and go for it. It’s the only way I know to make thing happens… or at least make more things happen than not doing anything. It’s also bad because sometimes, especially if you’ve had too much to drink, your standards might drop just a bit.

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Cleavage Alert

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008

Helloooooooooooooo Pornies,

Today I’m in a fucking good mood and there’s a good reason for that.. After a couple of months of total suffering the cold Montreal winter, with record breaking amount of snow, but mostly the iced cold weather, a lousy spring because of unusual low temperatures, summer is finally showing up its nose!!

See, if you’re from Florida or California you probably don’t know this about your Northern neighbors but we wear a lot of clothes for 8 months a year but when summer finally comes, girls will go out of their ways to expose some skin… This is why the girls around here are so sexy in the summer…

I used to work in a bar downtown and most of my clientele were Americans and they would all say the same thing: Girls around here are hot (and slim)! The secret is all in long painful winters! Bet you didn’t know that.

Here’s what we’re gonna get for the next few months everywhere in the streets… These aren’t sluts, these are what we see everywhere… in bars, streets, restaurants, etc..

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Major Announcement: Twice As Many Updates For The Same Price!

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

Hey fellow Pornies,

Today I’ll be very quick. I have a major announcement that will please every member of the PornstarNetwork, or everyone that have considered joining…

Drumroll…

Starting May 17th (Saturday) PSN will now have TWICE as more daily updates. That’s right. Instead of having a cool 5-6 updates added to the network every day, you will now get 10-12.

BTW, this makes me think you can check out what’s coming even if you’re not a member…check out this link

One more thing I think is important for you to know is we have bought the rights to great material so that we not only double your daily updates but check out the content you’ll get in the upcoming weeks… Lots of new faces for you to discover, in many different niches.

   

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Big Tits… The Good And The Bad!

Friday, May 9th, 2008

Hey Pornies,

I thought today I should be talking about a subject that we all like : big tits.

What you all have to understand is there are many different types of tits out there but there are as many different kind of tastes…

So, with that in mind, today I have decided to let pictures speak for me… This is my tribute to big tits…

WARNING: As you will be able to see, big tits doesn’t necessarily mean nice tits. You’ll understand as you go along…

Oh and one more thing, all of those are available in the PornstarNetwork. Use the “Pornstar Search” button to have access to all the scenes available with each and every one of these lovely babes…

Avy Scott

Cowgirl Kelly

Sheila

Gianna Michael

Brandy Talore

Mandy May

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Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass And More Ass

Monday, April 28th, 2008

Hey fellow Pornies,

I understand there are 2 types of guys : tits guys and ass guys. Well, this is not entirely true since some guys will tell you they’re more into the personnality but we all know this is lies. The only time you’ll talk about personnality when you first meet a girl is when your best friend is introducing you to his new girlfriend and you know he’s really happy to finally get some without having to finish in a tissue and since you’re a good friend and you can’t actually tell him how ugly she is, well, you choose to talk about her personnality… like fat people that blame it on McDonald’s… COME ON ! This is a perfect example of: ” Wow, she seems to have a great personnality”.

Shit, I lost track… What was I talking about? Ah yes, so there’s 2 types of guys (that aren’t lying): tits and ass. This post is dedicated to ass lovers.

Let’s start by my personnal favorite ass of all time. Seriously, she is perfect in every way but this ass is simply the perfect example of God being in a good mood when he created that one… Enough words, show us a pic already!! Ladies and gentlemen, I present you Jenna Haze’s perfect ass:

Mmm, finger licking good! I’m trying not to loose my focus here… Ah yes, ass. You should know there different types of ass out there… Shapes and sizes that might be attractive to some but less to others depending on your ass tastes.

That lovely ass is none other than Belladonna’s. Now she has one hell of a hot ass and she’s also one of the only performer that actually climaxes from anal sex live on cam… She ain’t faking it guys, tell that to your wives!

Other great asses? No problem:

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Face Fucking… Rough Sex Inside!

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

Howza Pornies,

Holy fuck. Some scenes really stand out… but not necessarily for the right reasons. I don’t know about you, but i like bad performers as much as I like good ones. I think seeing someone that can’t do shit right, like give a blow job is as fun to watch as the best blow job performer. Don’t get me wrong, i don’t like when it happens to me, but I like watching stuff that is different… It usually makes my day.

Like today for example, I was going over LoadMyMouth.com because with over 300 scenes, it makes it easy to find akward scenes. I was scrolling and looking at all these faces with loads of cum in their mouth… I fell on this girl with shaved hair, you know 1992 style. I figured she ought to be special, but boy I had no clue of what was coming. Her name is Michelle Aston

Now, she’s great in many ways which reminded me never to judge a book by its cover. She talks for a long time with Brandon explaining her life. It’s actually very interesting and I love how Brandon takes the time to know the girls before he drops his load in their mouths.

 

So, she’s full of tattoos, she’s got half the head shaved and she does look a little weird. But the last 10 minutes of the video took a turn I didn’t expect.

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New Features On The PornStarNetwork: Holy Shit!!

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

Howza Pornies,

The best just got better. We’re always trying to improve the network to make it better than it already is. This time, this little add-on might have stayed under the radar, but I wanted to make sure everyone used it because I think it’s great!

http://www.christineyoung.com/networkUpdates.php?niche=1

I’ve used Christine’s page only because she has tits I strongly believe are fun to watch. But every site of the Network, on the free tour, have this ALL UPDATES (also called Network Updates on other sites…) button added.

If you click on this link, prepare to be amazed!!! hahaha, just kidding. First thing you’ll see on top is something members have been asking. Every week, we will take top scenes added to the Network and make free trailers with them? So, you don’t have to follow my advice anymore because images speak louder than words…

Also, look just under. you have the number of sites and the number of scenes associated to the niche you’re in. Let me explain. This page, for example, is from Christineyoung.com right? she is classified in amateur. You get the number of scenes we have available in that niche. In this case, 1087 updates from 6075 scenes all in the same niche.

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