Well gang, looks like we’re gonna see if #13 is good or bad luck for ol’Swiney as his hand at an edition/volume of NCDA is hitting the streets soon, and given the history of this series, his/my plate’s as full as it could get. Now, I’ve helped Mike make plenty of these movies/volumes over the years going back to 03′, but times were different for all of those experiences, both in regards to money & talent available to get these JUGGERNAUT gonzo attempts done. NCDA is one of, if not THE most dominant all sex/hard gonzo series of the modern/handheld era, and I’m not saying that because Mike is my best friend and I need to stroke anyone here. In fact, during my time at RLD & PXP I was insanely jealous at what Mike was able to do w/his lines because I didnt have ANY chance at getting approval on a movie that would have even 1/2 of what he threw around for NCDA. So I had to sit there and watch his domination over me and EVERYONE else in the biz every time I got to P.A. or shoot w/him which was like someone playing on a team w/Wayne Gretzky or in a band w/Eddie Van Halen; you cant hate the honest/natural talent that came out once everyone got to/on set. You had to be witness to what you couldnt do, even though you wanted to, and you knew what Mike was doing was going OFF! It was always so big,..
If anyone out there wants to try and compare ANY long running gonzo series to NCDA, say w/7-10 volumes or more, please do,..because that will only result in you getting completely embarrassed. NCDA by it’s own standards has some of the top tier girls from the most competitve/elite era of porno doing things un-imaginable, that NOBODY else was able to get like Mike did. Now, some gals pushed it hard for other shooters/companies, I know that and am not saying NCDA was their only stop on that big of a stage. Just that the series continual delivery of scene after scene of head scratching performances is absolutely unmatched by any directors one line, or series… Stay w/me, since this isnt about bias, but observation and eventual dread of someones shoes that are all too big to fill…
So the time came to decide what I was going to do next for Mike’s catalog w/him having stopped back in town last minute un-announced from Centro-America… NCDA nowadays has to have POV segments in it to make it financially feesible, so it was perfect he was here to kick it off w/Sarah Shevon before we blowbanged her. Well, plans changed and he was ‘indisposed’ for the segment w/Sarah so I jumped in hoping he would be around for the next POV slot. Nope,…Mikey had to bail early so NCDA was in my lap the rest of the way like it or not. Moving forward I was pretty confident things would be ok, but doing an NCDA front-back w/out Mike spooked me a little bit on principle alone. Sure I can shoot anything, I’ve proven that over the years to myself and to anyone who tried to throw IMPOSSIBLE movies/gigs my way like Kegger and Crowd Pleasers which were absolute tests in XXX for me as a shooter/director. But it was the intangibles I was worried about w/this volume of NCDA as here Mike wasn’t to be shooting any of it, and I dont have an extra 30k to throw around for 3-5 on ones w/DP’s, airtight and multiple swallows. Sure, I know those days are long gone and that the fans mostly know that, but the table scraps I had to spend for a line like this w/it’s histroy was extremely daunting…but then came the cast.
After Sarah I knew Veruca James HAD to be in this flick, and Cameron Canada. Those chicks had been delivering for me lately and NCDA was a great place for them to shine…and who else to make this 4-girl movie thick w/star power?,.. AJ Applegate! I had her on the hook, confirmed for a DP & four guy bj on back-back days and was sooo stoked because she too had recently been KILLING it in her scenes for us. But after 4-5 days went by she pulled out, wanting more money, leaving me high & dry for my final scene. Now, I’m never going to blast AJ over anything, I’ve done two pov’s w/her where the sex was amazing and cant say how much I really like her as a performer, but her being new to the biz kept her from seeing what kind of damage was done to me and my schedule over basically and additional $200/$300 dollars. Not that AJ isn’t a premium performer, but I had strict caps on what I could pay each gal, and to be fair to Sarah, Veruca, & Cameron, there was no way I was going to budge for her. As if the pressure wasnt bad enough then we get hit w/the moratoriums, which left me in doubt that we would finish shooting the scenes in time to make our slot for september,… yep, the ‘biz-ness’ side is alive and well baby! And that’s rarely a good thing.
But we sometimes find our miracles through tragedies dont we? This is where booking Alana Rains off of pics only turned out to be my XXX lottery ticket for 2013, as this long legged, ‘tall drink of water’ 18 yr old walked in and SAVED this flick. And this is no slight to the GREAT performances that Sarah/Veruca/Cameron put in, but in a first timer DP scenario, Alana Rains stepped in and let the guys takeover until she was ready to bang back,….it’s something as a pornographer that you dont see often, but when a gal breaks a first ‘threshold’ like that so strongly for you, on your camera, you’re almost as excited about it as the 2 lucky stiffs in the scene getting their shit WAXED!..lol. The following day our pov segment was so easy I dont even feel like I paid that gal,…
And that’s where XXX/porno is a different world, job, life, commitment that even some of those in it for year after year dont get that kind gravity because they’re just button pushers or yes-men, not blue-blood scumbags like I am. I’m here for the juice, and NCDA for me had some of the most pungent, saturated sex in one movie front-back I’ve shot in a very long time. Now, I doubt NCDA#13 will stand up to ANY other volume for purists of this series on the merits of load count or group action, but I dont have the $$$ for that anymore anyways, so please dont kick the dog too hard when he doesnt really have any bones to bring home & bury like the other one did before him.
Yes, I am very happy w/what my ladies gave me for this movie, they were SOO good…. The chicks are the focal point, the sex right behind that, and all anal and all swallowing round out a very fun 4-girl dirty movie. I really hope you people out there can have at least 1/2 as much fun as I did w/this one. God Bless America, ~ Timothy Otto Wilhelm Gunther Dietrich von Swine IVth.
p.s.; ok, so I had sex w/3 of the 4 gals in this movie, but I DIDN’T have sex w/Veruca….looking thru and posting this gallery,…I’m getting a little upset about that…. Veruca James is a gal that can bang the soul out of a man if he’s not worthy, let it be known! I’m looking for round #3 as soon as possible! -Herr Swiney